May 25, 2010
It’s not an easy thing to admit
Posted in Books, embarassing, life at 5:21 pm by ammiejo
I’m infatuated with a man other than my husband. He brings me things. Things in little boxes, big boxes, medium sized boxes, odd shaped boxes. I have a little bit of an obsession for him. I keep track of him online. I know when he is going to pull up into my drive way with a goodie box just for me.
I’m not crazy about the way he dresses. Not everyone looks good in that color. And let’s face it, his mode of transportation is less than desirable. It’s just too big and bulky. I wonder if he’s looked into a sportier model? But, he smiles at me and gives me the much awaited and anticipated goodies AND I melt. Then it doesn’t matter what he is wearing or what he is driving.
Even better? I don’t feel the need to fix my hair or do my make up when I’m awaiting his arrival. He isn’t worried about the way I look. Or how clean my house is. His only need is to deliver my hearts desire…
Oh! Surely you have guessed it. I’m talking about the UPS man. He just delivered 4 boxes of books to my door. He even carried them into the house and sat them in my kitchen floor. Bless his bald headed little heart! He’ll probably be back tomorrow or the next day with the others.
I think I’ll offer him a cold soda for his efforts!
I can’t wait to delve into these boxes of treasure! But Ben has a ball game this evening. Provided it isn’t rained out. Tomorrow I will be opening those boxes and digging out our new school books! The kids will help me and look over them with me, but they just don’t get the same thrill out of going through these new treasures!
I think I should know his name.




Amy said,
May 25, 2010 at 9:34 pm
LOL! I love getting stuff delivered!
Shelley said,
May 26, 2010 at 5:47 am
I agree, love the UPS man!! Though at our home he usually come during bedtime. Maybe at the new house he will come earlier. What are some of the things you ended up going with? I would love to see a list of what you are using.
Yasher said,
May 27, 2010 at 5:26 pm
*laughing laughing laughing* You have to love guys who bring you your heart’s desire and then leave! LOL
AmmieJo said,
May 27, 2010 at 7:45 pm
I hadn’t quite thought of it that way, but it’s true! And he doesn’t even leave dirty socks in the floor.
Megan said,
June 4, 2010 at 9:39 am
i get VERY excited for the UPS man!!!